Investment Banker
Was Getting Married.

During Wedding,

Wife Vomits..

Husband~"What Happened ?"

Wife~"Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment."

Husband: U cheated me..

Wife:  U should  know mutual fund investments are subject to market risks.😄😄

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